The new sheriff is coming and he's a ni…*church bell rings*

I wish we'd made reservations elsewhere. This place is so plains.

On the exam you will be expected to complete all the questions, all zee way to zee final solution.

If not Himmler, who?!

What about Mark Russel? He had to be a Nazi operative.

Sandler is involved in the Brooklyn Basketball Referees' Association?

The deeper the recess the more tenacious the Whovian.

#NotAllColonialists

They discovered themselves. They're self discoverers, the savages.

He's a straight arrow.

Um, you Custer-d yourself.

Oooph, I did a lot of damage to my anus in Tijuana. No, not with a donkey!! The food, I'm talking about the food, for chrissake. Hmmph.

Since when does a paid professional writer have to be even nominally knowledgeable on a subject in order to pontificate upon it in a popular media centric publication? Hmmph.

Adam doesn't seem to recognize the sad irony of a White Man declaring that his movie depicts a Native American family as "just being good people." He's now an expert, apparently, on what constitutes a good Indian family. Maybe good Indian families regularly slaughter corrupt, depraved, oblivious White families, for…

Bravo!

Oh, you're talking about Star Wars, right?

JonBenét Ramsey… too soon?! Hmmph.

I'd been willing to wager my original Limited Edition Zena: Warrior Princess collectors mug that 27 year old Lucy Lawless is, in fact, hotter than 47 year old Lucy Lawless. But—and she certainly has a lovely butt—47 year old Lucy Lawless is certainly so much hotter than, oh I dunno, 98% of other 47 year old women. Or…

Too soon!

She doesn't turn anything down, including appearances at store openings. Of course, I'd pay just to see her open an envelope. Hmmph.