Eating her curds and whey.

And if the new host falters, or even just loses ratings, that person will be marked with a very indelible stamp of failure which could very well set his or her career back, irreversibly. There's a considerable amount of risk involved with assuming that position, especially for an already known entity such as anyone…

If the success of the Kelly and Michael morning show is any indication, your premise is well justified. When Regis—a 50 year veteran of TV—"quit" most experts thought ratings would drop, and so Michael Strahan was offered only a fraction the salary that Regis was earning. But when Michael assumed the position ratings…

What about Janeane Garofalo?… Hahahahahahahaaaaaah. That felt good.

Hear that silence? That's the sound of rejection. Your opinion is very unpopular. Hmmph.

So, you find John Stewart aesthetically pleasing? OK.

Oh, you actually covet her elbows? Yeah, me too.

Your diary says you're lying. Hmmph.

Hmmmm, Amy has a certain elfin cuteness. Her real beauty emanates from within, radiates from her soul like shimmering snarky shafts of comedy gold.

Most talk show hosts work less than 40 hours a week. Leno, however, was the exception—a freak—working 8 hours days at the office, then hosting 5-6 hour writing sessions at his house every night where he made pasta at midnight for the assembled staff, and just look at the results of all that needless overexertion.

Sam B is an actress first. She's holding out for the lead in the next James Bond flick. B, Sam B.

There's more to comedic news show hosting than is dreamt of in your philosophy, Whoreatio. Hmmph.

A real man would never question Noah's competency. He built a fucking ark, fer fuck's sake. Hmmph.

Thanks to PETA, it now only rains already dead cats and dogs.

Such an impatient toilet.

They did call you back, but you know the rule at the shelter is no calls after 7pm. Tough break.

"It would be hard…"

Could you BE any more white?! Hmmph.

So says the Regional Vice President of Amalgamated Stainless Steel Stilettos, LLC.

I will watch this Altman movie of which you speak.