"I looked into this guy afterwards and he seems cheery and everything he does is awesome" - That right there is what's known as a glaring contradiction. Cheery but also awesome? Impossible! Hmmph.

This might possibly be the least aggravating, most entertaining, best AVQ&A I've read in a very, very long time. Although I concur with nearly none of these choices I still found each and every description to be genuinely compelling and even poignant. Nostalgia is such a desperately sad and treacherously contagious…

This truly is the epitome, the gleaming radiant pinnacle of silly white people music, utterly devoid of counterpoint, syncopation, soul, thoroughly lacking in even the slightest awareness of the most essential, natural, primal of human impulses; bleached of all value. Pasty White Music. Hmmph.

It makes as much sense as you proudly declaring your ignorance of two of the most celebrated and infamous counterculture heroes on the face of this imperiled, threatened planet, indeed. Hmmph.

Whenever the trailer features a wise ass, irreverent American making the naive natives stare in mute wide eyed bewilderment you can be sure you're gonna be served up some very well researched, conscientious, sensitive portrayals of foreigners. Scary, scary foreigners.

If it's a gross abuse of Title IX it'll be dismissed. No harm no foul. If they censure or discipline Kipnis then that's grounds for your righteous indignation. Hmmph.

*opens calendar, red marker circle around exclamation point on the 20th*

Aha! I knew you had an ulterior motive. How typical. Hmmph.

My racism? Have you ever been taken seriously, about anything, anywhere? Hmmph.

I think the point of the complaint was that in expressing what reads like her impatient indignation with increasingly stringent attitudes concerning professor/student relations Kipnis was contributing to an environment that's less friendly, less supportive for students who may be struggling with a related personal…

I genuinely appreciate and celebrate the seething vehemence of your ire, but I'm a bit disappointed in the finely focused, precisely directed accuracy of your rant. I was really hoping for more broad, sweeping generalizations and self satisfied righteous indignation. Hmmph.

Racist? You're confused. And contentious. And contagious.

Honestly?

Evidently, you've never conversated with anyone on Notre Dame's varsity bowling team.

Clown chewing gum in a pubic forum?!

And there you go, yourself, like a deranged. ill trained parrot.

Foreign travel is almost always a valuable, worthwhile endeavor, assuming, of course, you don't get imprisoned on charges of being a drug mule for a third rate cartel.

But are you being honest?

If stomping on your knuckles while you're clinging to a ledge is your idea of Help, well, I'm afraid I've got a duty to society to help. Hmmph.

Have you ever posted on a New York Times comment thread? It's the most unsatisfying experience on the internet. You're essentially scattering ashes to the wind, no one really reads other comments, everyone just bloviates and pontificates, and when a commenter discussion does occur it's usually so tediously formal and…