But…but the position is for those in the UK/Ireland. I'm here in neglected, ignored, kicked around America. WHAT'S A MIDDLE CLASS WHITE AMERICAN GIRL TO DO WHEN EUROPE GETS IT ALL?! WHY CAN'T THEY HAVE NOTHING WHILE I HAVE EVERYTHING?!

My dad lives in the Tacoma area and once had a dream he drove to Everett and back. That was the whole dream. True story.

High. Everyone was goddamned high in that episode.

I love the episode that actually took place in England, "Dagger of the Mind"! Though it makes you wonder why they went ahead and cast American Richard Basehart as an English actor while they were filming in England. Nothing against Mr. Basehart, he was good (MST3K's Gypsy wouldn't steer me wrong), but it's not like…

It's like a really '70s episode of Hannibal.

*FORGOTTEN LADY SPOILERS AHOY* And Janet Leigh was really, really good in the role. There's a really nice, subtle touch at the beginning after she's murdered the husband: we see her staring dreamily at her reflection, then looking genuinely puzzled and alarmed when the maid can't get into her husband's room. It seemed…

In the chess episode that was actually covered here a while back, I love that we actually get to see Columbo in a rare moment of genuine panic: when he thinks his dog is about to walk into a garbage chute/crusher thing. I think he and Will Graham would get along great.

I can speak from personal experience that the Columbo marathon I had with my own parents was insanely fun. Do it!

Is that the one where Shatner, ironically enough, plays an actor who plays a popular TV detective? I got a real kick out of that one. Shat-tastic!

Damn, I need to re-watch that episode. That sounds like brilliant staging/acting/writing. As usual.

He's answered this question a lot, so I don't know why it's considered revelatory every time he does. I remember him saying pretty much the same thing on Inside the Actor's Studio years ago, adding that he wanted to escape celebrity for a while. Then there were those interviews and standup shows where he said he had…

I prefer the "stick with your wife" ones.

I caught a few episodes on YouTube and was struck by the sensitive yet unsentimental way each story was told. Beverly Garland's performance is a perfect example. Her officer is sympathetic and admirable without pandering to the audience for either emotion. It's a quality she brought to the Roger Corman cheese as well.…

Oh, it's because Michael Weyer below mentioned it. Well. Mystery solved?

I read this in a hurry and at first thought you were referring to Two And A Half Men. And I was all, why do you hate Alison Brie?

Not related to the Sisko family, but I've always been more lenient toward Ezri than a lot of fans because to me she's like the Niles Crane of the Dax Symbiont: a counselor who's probably far more neurotic than the majority of her patients and with a penchant for obsessive crushes. I can see her interactions with…

Hooray, Ursula Parker's still on the show! I haven't seen the whole series, but every episode I've seen with her in it she's made absolutely priceless. Here's to more random outbreaks in Slovenian and virtuoso violin performances!

He's not like other people, he can't stand pain, it hurts him.

Yep, same here. I went through a manic zeal in middle school where I hunted down EVERY SINGLE Marx Brothers movie (yes, including the terrible "Love Happy"). I also grew up on a steady diet of The Simpsons and MST3K. Talk about not getting half the references in either of those, but I still laughed hysterically and…

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