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You're a dick. I mean, The Dick you are.

I'd pay. So sue me. Wait, don't sue me. I won't have money after I see The Eagles.

Saw it on Bravo. From then on, I called movies "films."

I think Cormac McCarthy buried me and my family there in 1878.

hello

O'Neal, will you be my biographer?

Gospel. Preach it, Brother.

Chopped Salad

Buffalo Bill says Precious way awesomer than Gollum.

I always insult my blow-up sex dolls. Why else would you have them if not to insult and berate them, then make sweet, sweet love and let them cuddle you a bit after?

two down two to go

Bruuuuuuuuuuuce.

Just loosed my hounds on runnin' Teddy Ruxpin.

Hey everybody! Saw this website on the Simpsons last night. WOW, you sure do write some interesting stuff. Hope you'll link back to me.

Hey everybody! Saw this website on the Simpsons last night. WOW, you sure do write some interesting stuff. Hope you'll link back to me.

A bounty hunter has a problem with making money? Where is the galaxy going?!

A bounty hunter has a problem with making money? Where is the galaxy going?!

There'a a lot more in the Castro District.

There'a a lot more in the Castro District.

Wait 'til the Queen hears of this!