Oh, Oh! Dolores!

Oh, Oh! Dolores!

I don' ge' it

I don' ge' it

Not if you've watched all the other seasons multiple times.

This show needs to end. This season has been 5% funny, 25% stupid, 60% whaaa?, and 100% wah, wah, wahhhhh.

I'm Richard Dreyfus! I was in Jaws!

I hope Alison Brie gets pretty in this show.

I guess that's Keith's way of saying he's never been on a date.

I HOPE IT'S A WRITER IN ATTENDANCE!!!!

this looks like my adolescent years. there's a reason we grow up.

this reminds me of why i gave up video games. because they're expensive.

(headline)…in bed.

i care more about the titanic than this.

As a means of condolence, let's cancel the Oscars and never have them again.

'carpe diem'…based on the boys' dorms, it's more like 'carpet clean 'em'

The reward wouldn't pay my airfare, but it would cover my Philippine whore bill for sure.

Thanks for leaving both of them up; otherwise, I'd have looked like a tool.

Swear word replacements I use:

You know, maybe they would have better luck if the casting were for Lizzie Borden…