There was a lot of potential but it felt like I was watching four movies at once. Also, there was just so much stupid sh*t - the police that all went into the sewer at once, the evil villain who would bury the police under the city but not make sure they were dead, everything about that prison with the hole in the…

No, I wouldn't say 'terrible' because it is less descriptive and more dismissive than the five words I used.

No, I wouldn't say 'terrible' because it is less descriptive and more dismissive than the five words I used.

I wouldn't say 'terrible' but I would say bloated, exhausting and massively overrated. I sat through it once and have no interest in ever sitting through it again.

I wouldn't say 'terrible' but I would say bloated, exhausting and massively overrated. I sat through it once and have no interest in ever sitting through it again.

I knew she was in it when I watched it but it was still much better than I expected. Really, really good.

I knew she was in it when I watched it but it was still much better than I expected. Really, really good.

Oh, yeah. Dead Irish henchman walking.

Oh, yeah. Dead Irish henchman walking.

She has done a lot of commercials, too. You may recognize her from those.

She has done a lot of commercials, too. You may recognize her from those.

I had totally forgotten about that. So weird and fucked up.

I had totally forgotten about that. So weird and fucked up.

George and the storm drain freaked me the fuck out. My friend and I used to race twigs down to the storm drain like Georgie and his paper boat. Hit too close to home.

George and the storm drain freaked me the fuck out. My friend and I used to race twigs down to the storm drain like Georgie and his paper boat. Hit too close to home.

Ellie was the fucking worst. THE WRONG KID DIED.

Ellie was the fucking worst. THE WRONG KID DIED.

Zelda was the scariest part of the book and the movie. I still remember reading that book in one night when I was about 12. I kept reading because I figured it would be less scary once I had finished it, and also because I didn't want to go to sleep until the sun had come out again. That was 25 years ago and Zelda is…

Zelda was the scariest part of the book and the movie. I still remember reading that book in one night when I was about 12. I kept reading because I figured it would be less scary once I had finished it, and also because I didn't want to go to sleep until the sun had come out again. That was 25 years ago and Zelda is…

There was a hint of that, but it was never developed and it never amounted to anything. They started down that road, but once they established that they never went anywhere with it and it wasn't enough to sustain the episode. I think the writer said as much in the review.