"Maggie Gyllenhaal will star as veteran prostitute"
And actresses' complain there are no roles for women over 30.

YES OF COURSE IT MATTERS!

Sam Worthington weeps bitterly for having lost out on the role he was born to play

YES YOU BEHIND THE CANCERAIDS….STAND STILL LADDY

Hey do you like tapes or CD's? Well see deez nutz on your chin!!!

Now get off these nuts and protest the wage gap.

I'm justpazzingby and I'm justpazzingby…..see ya!

“If only I had a kiss cam for Catcher in the Rye. Just one more regret in a long list of many."

Go on….

Die Fidelity

Waiting is for communists and the French. MAKE YOUR CHOICE. LIVE OR DIE.

Is this the standalone adventures of Dean Venture? Because that would be amazeballs.

In life there comes a time where all of us must make a choice. It is the only question worth asking. Do you want to ford the river or caulk the wagon and float across? Live or die. Make your choice.

Something something yellow ledbetter….

I mean Jonad Hex kind of writes itself

Well obviously its SPRINGTIME!!!!!…a…..5…6…7…8…..

I feel like comparing Reigns' charisma to 1980's Bob Backlund is pretty much an insult to 1980's Bob Backlund. I know crossface chicken wings with more personality than Roman Reigns

just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me.
Just a Pepsi.

Is the A Special Thing pot? It's totally pot isn't it.

I would pay good money to see a movie where they made Jonah from Veep Jonah Hex.