Lucy….You got some splainin' to do!!!!

Detachable Penis. King Missle.

They were advertising Alan Thicke as the guy that was going to knock Johnny Carson off the air… and right now Johnny Carson is not on the air, so I guess it worked! But, yeah, that was a mess."

The part where they set the rocket ship battle to the Areosmith song from Armageddon was just fantastic

RIP Lemmy. In the end he was Killed by Death

I feel like that exclamation point should really be a ?

I am moreso looking forward to Tony! Toni! Tone!'s take on Cats

As ever I shall remain in the Court of the Crimson King

I don't know if he wrote it so much as he ascended a mountain where God directly handed him the script and then he brought it to us admist unwashed masses

I come to bury Stamos, not to praise him

Only Nick Pizzolatto can cure my blue balls…..in my heart

Just scooted to the edge of my seat to find out what Rule #26 will be….

Is the redacted word penis? It is isn't it.

Plus don't forget the real villian of the movie isn't Zuul it's the friggin EPA

Lil Sebastian's death was a false flag operation to take away our guns and push letters to cleo merch

Leslie Knope provided Obama bengay to put in his eyes to cry facist tears…..WAKE UP SHEEPLE

Welcome to Coachella….we got Duff and glowsticks

ORGASMITRONIUM

First my Dad and now you…..I'm sorry I'm not Wad Vanderturf ok!!! I'M SORRY I WAS EVER BORN

Discussions about laundry facilities is the reason I came to the avclub to begin with