He's an excitable boy, they all said

I thought it was weird that they got Ryan Gosling to play him in the movie, but what do I know.

I believe that tree was a larch….A larch…..a larch.

New Zealand is game to you? New Zealand is not weak. New Zealand is STRONG!

That tree always had it out for me….

Boy good luck reading Infinite Jest. I have started like 6 different times never to get more than like 150 pages in before just…….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Goes to next page…..

"Oh Dang!….mimes?"

Lobster……

Well if you insist….

Tell me again about the legend of 4th meal!!

Happy New Year ya filthy animals!!!!

Bear rape in Chicago usually refers to Jay Cutler's record against the Packers

I actually had a buddy who was obsessed with Death Wish 3 back in the day and I didn't realize that it was on Best of the Worst until this very moment. I am going to have to watch that episode when I have some time because it is just an amazingly awesomely bad/great movie. My buddies other favorite film was Stone…

Oh man do yourself a favor and check out Death Wish 3 if you have some time. It is truly a treasure. Like the fever dream of Mike Huckabee if you gave him PCP and made him listen to the New York Dolls while watching Crusing. So very inept yet inspired. "Just wait til my friend Wilby gets here…."

Especially not you!

My VHS player gave up the ghost after rewinding the following scene from Death Wish 3 over and over again.

Well at least one thing will be resolved. The glaring lack of Mitch Pileggi on my television screen recently. The man is a national treasure.

I thought she was really good in Prometheus even if the movie itself was uneven. The Alien abortion scene was tough to watch!

TRUST NO ONE