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Philip K. Schtick
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Ther Will Be Blood
It got a 12 in Canada, but I think it was P.T.A that asked for the 15 rating so kids wouldn't be able to get in and disrupt the adults that wanted to enjoy the masterpiece in peace. Also, Dark City. They were going for a PG-13 but the MPAA said it was too "bizarre" for the rating. So they added a

Forrest Gump
meets Death to Smoochy. Looks great!

Forrest Gump
meets Death to Smoochy. Looks great!

Whatever
Southland Tales was good! Could have done with some editing, though. Also, I'm one of the few people that enjoyed The Box.

Fuck Slayer
They're amazing.

Fuck. I should have read through the comments before I posted. Ah well, it's not that funny to begin with.

What?
Coffee is supposed to wake you up, not bore you and put you to sleep!

The Happening was a good movie!
The fuck is he talking about? Pure drive-in theater bliss with moments of genuine suspense! People upset me!

Here's a few!
I would love to hear how Failure would have followed up Fantastic Planet.

Shit.
Didn't think it would come to this. I know the guys who wrote this and remember when it aired. I figured they would have gotten some money for it. Sad.

The cover of the album.
That's wacky. I used to be one of Jehovahs Witnesses (I never witnessed him, so I left) and that was a picture inside one of the publications. Yikes.

You're funny.

Didn't work out for her so well.

So…
I decided to go as Dr. Pickles. One girl got the reference. I was in love.

@hambone I started the Rex mission but immediately quit because I wasn't ready yet. I bought the strategy guide and it got a level 3 difficulty. The Fly Me To The Moon mission (where you send the ghouls to space?) had the same difficulty rating and I got fucking slaughtered by those Nightkin. I knew it would have to

Not many bugs here.
I've heard about these "game-breaking" bugs, but honestly outside of a few geckos that like to stare at rocks, scorpions attempting to drive half buried cars and the occasional speech not matching the words on the screen, I haven't had any problems. I'm only at level 8, but this one is a lot of

Say what you will about the story, but the 3D in Avatar was amazing. Of course, now that some time has passed it's ok to bash it. Whatever. The 3D was amazing. I'm sure here it's gonna be used differently but will be equally awesome!

The camera
in the game is at times frustratingly confusing. If you're going to fight, don't fight by a wall. Was really let down given the pedigree involved. I grew bored after 5 hours, and that shitty fucking camera made me want to punch an orphan in the face.

Don't feel bad, Jay. I fall asleep with poo in my drawers and a frown on my face.

Should've called themselves Snooze. Boring band for boring folks.