I was just starting to forget Heidi Montag. Thanks for bringing up my ex, douchface!

Who gives a fuck
if he did? This country is seriously fucked. That's what those places are for. That's like going to a bar and not drinking. It's like going to an amusement park and not going on a ride or two.

@big knife

Wow
Still no Autolux review. How about a little love for the little guys?

Autolux review?
Bring it. I listened to Funeral and left me surprisingly cold. I thought that song where the singers all "Come on Alex…" whatever was a catchy little tune, though. Overall I was bored though. I'll never forget when I lived in Milwaukee and I had heard they were having a release party for that Nirvana…

Heckler was a pretty good documentary. I would have loved to have been there for the guy with the guitar, or the Bill Hicks outburst.

I think that first bit
was aimed more at his comedian friends than your average Joe. Actually, I'd say the whole episode was. Previous episodes have been slightly more universal, but this one really seemed to have a small, target audience.

How was it awful?

In my version there is, but he's riding on top of a Great White shark!

The Bible
Specifically the book of Revelations. I still have nightmares to this day because of that fuckin book. "Hey son, you can't watch Nightmare on Elm Street because it's satanic and violent." The next week at bible study: "Today we will be reading from the book of Revelations, specifically the part where the…

My first R rated movie in the theater was The Jerky Boys movie. Me Madre took me to see it. I was 14. Good times. I still get a kick out of it.

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Re:Nirvana Rape Me would have been a good choice. Too bad the song is the only weak track on that album.

That's "legendary divorce" not voice. Nice try.

Tool- Hooker with a Penis
Sure, the critic in question may not have been a critic that gets paid for his/her opinion, but sometimes fans can be the worst kind of critics. You guys should have included this.

Michael Shannon
for the Riddler. Sam Rockwell is out. Michael Shannon for the Riddler. Do it!

Bakers,

This fuckin guy.
Signs was a really good movie. The backlash for it is fucking stupid. Who cares if the aliens were harmed by water. I think the fact that it was a concentration of water on the skin was good. That movie went over the heads of people. The Happening, also very enjoyable tribute to the drive in horror…

The M. is for Mohammed. I know. I'm part of a secret society. Also, Jizzm. Or the name of my new Jazz fusion band: Jazzm.

Yeah, well my parents named me Wilford Brimley and I have a ton of ass hair.