just the way they talk. its like Robert Jordan was satirizing the 1% with the Seanchan.

mmmmmmm…gravy overdose. death by poutine is like hara-kiri for Canadians

prince of ravens, daughters of moons. and im just sitting here like, "what the fuck?"

MTV Presents: The Wheel of Time would be sweet. it's just the members of Journey who get thrown back in time and Joe Perry then realizes he is the Dragon Reborn. it is filmed mockumentary style a'la The Office. the opening credits are just Journey doing pratfalls to Wheel in the Sky. fuck, i think i might start…

true but then once they reach shadar logoth it starts to break up and by the time they reach caemlyn there are so many characters already. true about GoT, its just these characters in WoT do not do really all that many exciting things aha. Rand's arc is cool at first but then when he is in that "angry" phase idk i…

kevin smith has a great story he told at a university where he was tasked to film a prince documentary at paisley park. at the end, he states that prince's producer told him it would never been seen and would go "in the vault". apparently there are like 50 fully produced music videos, albums, and also this movie just…

jesus christ bridgett, subtlety please

these are a group of people referred to as "instagram baddies". they are usually attractive ladies with hourglass figures. they post pictures of them using products including links to the products and usually a discount code a la podcasting. if you think about it as people using that to make money to pay for better…

are you referencing his prolapsed anus bit on the wompler episodes lmao

i can see that they are clearly just jumping on that G.O.T. bandwagon but as a huge fan of the books (even the slow ones) this will suck as a TV show. 10x the amount of characters as game of thrones, 10x the amount of convuluted and complex backstory. even the concept of adding Aes Sedai and how all that functions…

"the album is unabashedly more commercial than its predecessor, yet also infinitely more personal"

watch nardwuar's interview of juicy j and you will truly see a man who gives no fucks and is just living life with a bunch of cash.

truly

hollywood handbook took a dip this week but coming in strong is CBB with two back to back good eps. this week with the silly con men and last week with gino, rob corddry and brian huskey. good stuff. does anyone listen to SPONT? just curious, its like the "podcast for podcasters" i feel. i don't know. after the first…

"muffins" was better.

and gemberlicking's cackle when him and mitch both said carl's jr was amazing followed by nick's deadpan "i'm livid." i was laughing uproariously because there's no way carl's jr. should have won. but there it is.

king of the hill?!

Life. It's literally all we have. But is it any good?

"he’s got a vast memory of what the show’s done in the past that frequently disappoints him when he sees what they do in the present." so, so true.

the Drake track "6 God" uses a sample from David Wise's "Haunted Chase" from DKC2 soundtrack. fact of the day maybe.