That video is fucking badass.

Since the Giants imploded early on, I'm rooting for Philadelphia to make it all the way this year. They looked like a force of fucking nature against the Cowboys.

I love Tom Coughlin's default facial expression, evidenced perfectly in the picture above. It's a mixture of horror, confusion, and utter disbelief at whatever his team has just done.

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Stephen Graham should win everything.

The end part of Davidian is where the audience beats the living fuck out of each other. Love that song.

Upvoted for GG Allin.

Great song.

I saw Slayer last week. I'm not sure what to do with the rest of my life now. It was the most metal thing I've ever seen. And I've seen some shit.

Fear Factory - Woe
Cloud Nothings - No Future/No Past
The Showcase Showdown - Merry Christmas I Fucked Your Snowman
Haste The Day - Fallen
Darkthrone - Crossing The Triangle of Flames
NWA - Fuck The Police
Misfits - Attitude
Pig Destroyer - Mapplethorpe Grey
The Jerky Boys - Irate Tile Man

My 9 year old is obsessed with this series. I never got much into it, but he spends hours creating levels. I'll be seeing a lot of this one.

Randy's cock magic. Best thing ever?

Testament - As The Seasons Grey
Faith No More - Falling To Pieces
Dax Riggs - In The Aeroplane Over The Sea (Neutral Milk Hotel)
Pantera - Fucking Hostile
Wasteform - Puncture Festival
Isis - Not In Rivers, But In Drops
Mercyful Fate - Curse Of The Pharohs
Scissorfight - Mjolnir In The Valley Of Hogs
The Zombies - Time Of The…

My favorite superbowls are the ones Tom Brady loses to the Giants.

The Cardinals may be the most boring team playing in the NFL. I'd watch the fuck out of 1000 Jets games before devoting four hours to the Cardinals.

First time I've watched the Bengals in a long time. They reminded me of watching the Giants, which I unfortunately do every week. Dalton's not great but he can't do much when his entire O-line collapses immediately on every play and he's running for his life. Meanwhile Hoyer's got all day to sit back and throw…

Sometime around the middle of the 2012 season, I realized that I watch the Jets for the same reason I watch Nicolas Cage movies. It's not going to good by any reasonable definition of the word, but it's always going to be ridiculously awesome.

King Diamond - A Mansion In Darkness
Alan Parsons Project - I Wouldn't Want To Be Like You
Avenged Sevenfold - Remenissions
George Jones - If The Drinking Don't Kill Me, Her Memory Will
Finntroll - Ursvamp
Type O Negative - Summer Breeze
Fen - A Witness To The Passing of Aeons
Xasthur - Arcane and Misanthropic Projection
Eazy…

I don't mind Jost. He does a perfectly serviceable job. You guys treat him like he's Kevin Nealon.

Iggy Azalea is literally worse than Brokencyde.