Just like Kim Jong Il.

Almost? Have you read any of these comments yet?

Edward VIII was a notorious nazi sympathizer. England got off easily with just a speech impediment.

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The Karate Kid would have been a whole different movie with Travis Bickle.

My son has the Kidz Bop cd with that Nickelback song on it. Just when you thought something couldn't get more terrible, there it is.

You and I went to different high schools.

Not if you repent.

Most of Kid Rock's fans can't read anyway.

Never trust a junkie.

Fuck Compton
When is the new Tim Dog album coming out.

Those pictures of Dre on the liner notes of Eazy E's 187 Killa album were fucking hilarious.

Also the grape soda that you buy at Aldi's has so much sugar it's like crack.

Walmart's Mountain Lightning kicks fucking ass.

Fact. The moon is the largest satellite in the solar system relative to it's planet. Not counting Charon because Pluto isn't a planet anymore.

Suge Knight will be showing up at your house later with a baseball bat.

Fellate The Knife is the new name of my death metal band. Thanks.

Reznor was listening to a lot of Public Enemy at that time too.

That album is pretty hilarious.

With-a Teeth-a