Cunt Lollipops

Everyone knows that Weezer died in a bus accident in upstate New York last year.

Grant was a bitch.

This guy sounds like he had the coolest life ever.

The last 30 minutes of the Wicker Man is possibly the greatest thing I've ever seen in a movie.

Did he punch any women
on his way out?

Acid Bath
They had two albums that were both fucking classics. Looking forward to hearing this.

I have gray hair on my balls.

Guessing by how their drummer went out that it doesn't stand for straight edge.

If Phil Anselmo sang for Rush then I might start to like them.

Mostly cool with a really shitty chorus describes most metalcore.

All of this stuff should not obscure the fact that Gwyneth has some beautiful titties. Let's talk about those.

You really really shouldn't hear the new stuff then. It makes The Curse sound like Pig Destroyer.

Phil Anselmo overdosed on heroin, not pills. He's not a pussy.

One down four to go. Let's get going.

Atreyu had a couple of decent albums.
Then they decided to cover Bon Jovi songs.
Then they decided to make that their new sound.
Now they are fucking terrible.

it was.

Hooded Menace is also my nickname for my wiener.

Newports, microwave breakfast burritos, and root beer barrels
Nothing wrong with that shopping list.

I look forward to Kerry King beating the living fuck out of Dave Mustaine backstage.