When you're drunk, Lamborghinis can be very dangerous toys.

Well, Mick Mars certainly wasn't the good looking one.

What are the rules if you're Mel Gibson.

The Wicker Man
Is the obvious answer here. Nicolas Cage in a bear suit punching and roundhouse kicking women. Plus the bees.

The Governor David Paterson Talk Show
I would watch the shit out of that. Come on NBC.

This would be a lot better
with Nicolas Cage starring.

Anything with Ernest Borgnine in it automatically wins.

I stopped buying them after I listened to Encore once through. The first three are fucking great though.

It's adorable when English people try to rap.

Did they ever explain
How it got burned?

Rambo
Rambo II
First Blood
Rambo III

Can this be the thread?
where we all post quotes from American Psycho

The Deftones are still around and they don't suck balls. They didn't become metalcore though.

I fucking love Finntroll. Unironically I think.

It's because he has 12 inch ear spacers. He's lost the ability to feel shame long ago.

I don;t know much about Misery Index but the video for Conquistadores is one of the coolest things I have ever fucking seen.

Whitechapel video
There's no way that little dude's voice actually sounds like that. There is a ton of effects on that shit. They seem like a decent band though. I'd like to hang out with them and shoot guns.

Origin of The Feces is one of the best comedy albums ever made. Bloody Kisses was really fucking good, and I will fight anyone who says differently.

Also, Katatonia's first couple albums had a ton of psychedelic shit. Brave Murder Day especially.

Korn was fucking terrible the couple of times that I saw them. I heard their new drummer is decent. I think a large part of the problem is that Jon Davis insists on singing like a pussy. He screamed a lot on the first album. He should do a lot more of that. Also, the bass players rap album is one of the funniest…