Dude from Blues Traveler was always fat though, so that doesn't count.

ya see i got more clothes than muhammad ali
and i dress so viciously
i got bodyguards, i got two big cars
that definitely aint the wack
i got a lincoln continental and a sunroof cadillac
so after school, i take a dip in the pool
which really is on the wall
i got a color tv so i can see
the knicks play basketball

Bands that have gotten better since the singer got fat?

They toured with godsmack in 2001. That show was fucking terrible.

The lyrics to Angel Dust are kind of brilliant.

Maybe
They should have kept the bear.

Devildriver being classified as black metal is hilarious. Thanks for that.

(shoots horse)

Nic Cage will slap you upside the head with nine inches of limp dick.

No time like the present.

(fist pump)

I'd watch a movie where Rambo kills hippies.

because they just saw P.O.D.?

Thankfully, killing is his strong suit.

Director's cut of 2008's Rambo
I hope this means 150% more violent death.

And how is that a problem?

Rambo vs. Bronson.

Brown people across the world can breathe a little easier today.

Dio and Iron Maiden
Should put a tour together. Just to piss of Sharon.

Their lineup has been weak ever since the singer redecorated their apartment with the top of his skull.