haha
Ok buddy, congratulations. You win the internet.

and duderino..
do you troll the vice comment boards?

Cant Be Cool
Any method of suicide that requires the use of your toes just cant be cool.

of which
the youtube clip above is definitely not a good example of.

Grunge
I miss it.

Martin Lawrence
Martin Lawrence is great. Just look at the scene in Black Knight where he realizes he has gone back in time. Brilliant. Or the SNL where he is on "Daily Affirmations" with John Wayne Bobbit and refers to his dick as a "Pilly Packer". No one does comedic confusion, shock and surpise better than Martin…

Im sorry
But "dick titties" just gets me every time.

Yahbasically
Spammy you and me have lost our hipster cred. But I am fast approaching 30 so it was going to happen soon anyway. I wanna go out on my own terms with dignity, cause that's all that us old people have left.

sure
Pseudeoephedrine ineffectuals schmekshuals, seems like I really hurt you with that one so I am sorry but as for the phrase it's open to interpretation.

damnit
The real lawsuit here should be me suing Meh1 for devaluing my screen name. What's this looking up precedent? I think if you look at the case of Jerkoff vs No-one cares you will find that that kind of shit doesn't stand up on a pseudo hipster intellectual comment board. Ohh well.

Beer + Bacon
I have indulged in such a combo before. But I didn't put the bacon inside the beer that would totally defeat the purpose of having nice crunchy bacon. I had it with the beer kinda like beer nuts. I recommend a good hickory smoked and lean bacon with something like Tecate or Moosehead.

I think
they are your parents mom's

I want TooL
why no tool? WHYYYyyYYyyyYyYyy….
and yet Living fucking colour…
oh well

Planet Hollywood
http://cgi.ebay.com/Leather…

the link is a
secret onion members only hardcore porn section.

but it's like…
studying the enemy. Taking the system down from the inside. And stuff….yeah.

Well now
This episode did hit a lot of extremes for me.

Dr. Octagon the movie
Perfection. Though treating the patients with chimpanzee acne will be tough to depict and not get an NC-17 rating.

what do you expect?
It's Tracy Morgan not Laurence Olivier. Would you have preferred a thoughtful reminiscence about the waning of television in the face of ever present multimedia in a postmodern framework? Or perhaps Jungian archetypes as they appear within Dick-In-A-Box? The man did Dominican Lou what the fuck is…

Crammies
Well now they have lost all credibility…