If they left you get passed the first scene they probably wanted to scar you a little bit. Or if they knew what the movie was about, make sure you never have sex.

If they left you get passed the first scene they probably wanted to scar you a little bit. Or if they knew what the movie was about, make sure you never have sex.

That's an excellent choice for Christmas viewing.

That's an excellent choice for Christmas viewing.

Bad Lieutenant?! You fowkin' kiddin' me?  Yo, Casciato, I hear the criterion blu-ray edition of Salo looks superb, why not watch it with your mother, ya big pervert. No disrespect, your mother's a saint. Ha, I don't know if your Italian, but I really felt like I should go there. I didn't realize my parents tried to…

Bad Lieutenant?! You fowkin' kiddin' me?  Yo, Casciato, I hear the criterion blu-ray edition of Salo looks superb, why not watch it with your mother, ya big pervert. No disrespect, your mother's a saint. Ha, I don't know if your Italian, but I really felt like I should go there. I didn't realize my parents tried to…

It was intentional, I was being facetious. I myself am a Jungian. 

It was intentional, I was being facetious. I myself am a Jungian. 

You know it's so easy to pick on rapists like Daniel Tosh. I'm sure he didn't mean haha funny, he meant droll in a proper context.

You know it's so easy to pick on rapists like Daniel Tosh. I'm sure he didn't mean haha funny, he meant droll in a proper context.

A tremendously annoying person, but she totally knows she's being annoying so it's totally cool. She's got the most original show modeled after Sex and The City. And she was the first person to show awkward sex on cable. She has a "quirky web presence."

A tremendously annoying person, but she totally knows she's being annoying so it's totally cool. She's got the most original show modeled after Sex and The City. And she was the first person to show awkward sex on cable. She has a "quirky web presence."

What kind of monster would steal someone's cream soda?  Asking for a sip would get your ears boxed from where I come from.

What kind of monster would steal someone's cream soda?  Asking for a sip would get your ears boxed from where I come from.

I' think American Beauty is pretty terrible, but I like that you called this Sam guy out. It was a pretty lame thing for him to say. "I truly soaked up the culture in my toddler days before I was torn away and cast off into suburban decay. Thank heavens I retained my bohemian spirit."  Ah, good chummy ribbing.

I' think American Beauty is pretty terrible, but I like that you called this Sam guy out. It was a pretty lame thing for him to say. "I truly soaked up the culture in my toddler days before I was torn away and cast off into suburban decay. Thank heavens I retained my bohemian spirit."  Ah, good chummy ribbing.

It sheds a light on how smart people are miserable pieces of shit. And if you're pleasant and don't ask any questions you'll be lucky in life and that bitch who keeps rejecting you is going to get AIDS and realize you were the best thing she ever had.

It sheds a light on how smart people are miserable pieces of shit. And if you're pleasant and don't ask any questions you'll be lucky in life and that bitch who keeps rejecting you is going to get AIDS and realize you were the best thing she ever had.

What about Dennis The Menace?

What about Dennis The Menace?