"I know, I'm dizzy from watching her twirl so much too."

That scene perfectly illustrates how difficult it can be to have a conversation with someone who's super fucked up on hard core drugs.

But it was wearing tennis shoes so I trusted it!

They should change the name to Doomstick.

Huell Howser > Hugh Howey

I'm an atheist, but I want to believe that when Rickles gets to heaven, he tells God to go get a horse and live in the mountains someplace.

Needs more syrup.

I don't think you know what it means to say Jurassic Bark around here. Now half of us are crying.

A Boy Named Shout

I think it straddles accessibility and more provocative stuff—I don't think U2 could ever make something that really pisses every fan off.

Pixar should make something out of that idea.

When you do get around to watching it, make sure to turn on the closed captioning.

The Money Pit has that amazing scene where Hanks gets trapped in the floor and hallucinates Care Bears. Ain't nothing like that in Moneyball…

And the preponderance of cats herein would prove a huge influence on Chris Marker, who never met a cat he didn't film.

I had a drink there once. Everyone looked nervous and slightly confused.

I was going to tease you about the sentence, but really, all blowjobs in high school are really serious.

I would so vastly prefer a Nell gimmick to this.

It's a weird movie—the scenes with Laura Dern and Eastwood are mostly terrible, but those with Costner and the kid are as good as the best stuff Eastwood has ever directed.

Burl, is collagen goldfish your sly way of describing Goldie Hawn?

With the possible exception of A Perfect World, this is Costner's best work. He's also great in Shelton's Tin Cup, which has a similar laid back vibe.