BAM!

All polka is rape polka.

This seems an odd conundrum for someone named Generic Indie Kid.

I think you mean Big Toya Prince.

The best acting by an actress in any movie this century is by Naomi Watts in Mulholland Drive.

I'd like to submit a proposal that you are lying.

You should try calling him Howard Johnson to his face and see what happens.

I've seen exactly one episode of Girls and have avoided all the madness about it here, but, seeing that guy's face above, now I'm curious:

You had me at: "Tomei’s half-Lebanese heritage comes to the fore with her skin darkened". As if the woman isn't already attractive enough to begin with…

*whispers Cuba Gooding Jr. in style of Mary Reilly trailers*

"It turns out wrestling and cinema aren't so different after all" should become a mandatory statement at the end of every AV Club film review.

The year of "the rock" was 1988.

I remember the first time I saw Freaks and Geeks, and thinking that Lindsay (and by extension, Cardellini) was a pretty perfect synthesis of every girl I had a crush on.

I remember using this as proof that Y2K actually did happen.

The sheer breadth of pop culture references makes it look like an x-ray of this very site.

That second screencap looks like Seinfeld's about to turn into Hulk.

What's a cable box?

Can you cancel CBS? Like, all of it?

Ha! As if vegans have the energy to sprint!

You are exactly right, but that does not discount the fact that any excuse to talk about the Hamburglar should be welcome, in all circumstances, including funerals.