Why is there an Urban Outfitters ad at the top of this review?

Woo-hoo!

I agree with all of this, except I'm confused as to how you torture a kitten to death with a hammer. Do you, like, follow it around and tap it on the head a few times a day, gradually increasing the strength of each tap over time?

Wrong. We all know Jimmy James is DB Cooper.

@avclub-7ffdecec85e9794909f8b6105828c246:disqus The sad thing is that sign is totally accurate these days.

I think if I ever actually walked inside it, I'd consider the Applebee's in the Atlantic Avenue mall the ninth circle of hell.

Oh, I'd say she's bad in it for sure. It's a fun movie because of Raimi and everyone else, but her faux-Eastwood schtick is embarrassing. There's nothing even remotely menacing about her, and she's the hollow center of what is otherwise a wonderfully cast movie.

The Pledge is probably Sean Penn's best film as a director, but even that one has the same script issues the other ones have. Considering the expressive visuals and how generally emotive his actors are, every Penn film would likely be improved by being a silent film.

If Hackman doesn't answer, it's because he tapped your phone and knows it's you.

Sports movies are better when they take the heartfelt inspiration and wrap it in violence and vulgarity (like Goon).

Pretty sure it is mostly, if not all, in French.

It's not about what needs to be said, but what needs to be shown instead of a film still as the image for this review.

This should be the fourth season concept for Louie, but make him an angel commenting on people's conversations like in Wings of Desire.

Ha! As if The CW can even afford a phone.

This is true until O'Neal somehow starts charging us $17 to read each Newswire. In 3D.

Well, with a name like Senor Bagofcrap, you're already halfway there.

*flashes back to the execrable Vanilla Sky, remembers how in the next life we will both be cats, runs screaming from the room*

I salute this very Kenny Powers approach to parenting.

Legend has it he briefly quit smoking before recording Nashville Skyline, thus why his voice is less raspy on it.

Well, this is the internet and it can be a hyperbolic place.