Damn straight. I choose to believe that Somerville exists in a different city altogether.

Damn straight. I choose to believe that Somerville exists in a different city altogether.

Armando Ianucci.

Armando Ianucci.

So long as he enters his first scene snapping his fingers and dancing to some kind of private music in his head.

So long as he enters his first scene snapping his fingers and dancing to some kind of private music in his head.

Is that the follow-up to Call Me Maybe?

Is that the follow-up to Call Me Maybe?

Fast Five is a stupid movie, but it is one of the few recent action movies to make me feel like a little kid playing with toys. That whole opening train heist has the kind of 6-year-old-playing-with-Hot-Wheels logic that we need more of.

Fast Five is a stupid movie, but it is one of the few recent action movies to make me feel like a little kid playing with toys. That whole opening train heist has the kind of 6-year-old-playing-with-Hot-Wheels logic that we need more of.

I read this too fast and saw Willie Tyler, The Creator.

I read this too fast and saw Willie Tyler, The Creator.

Yes to The Black Gestapo. Never seen Massacre Mafia Style. Does it have a Colonel Sanders character? I wish every crazy cult film had a Colonel Sanders character.

Yes to The Black Gestapo. Never seen Massacre Mafia Style. Does it have a Colonel Sanders character? I wish every crazy cult film had a Colonel Sanders character.

Yes, but this sounds like more of a cash-in, and not nearly as fun or inspired.

Yes, but this sounds like more of a cash-in, and not nearly as fun or inspired.

Maybe, but more importantly, I got panicky about growing older watching Star Trek: Generations.

Maybe, but more importantly, I got panicky about growing older watching Star Trek: Generations.

If you've never seen Darktown Strutters, track that down and watch it instead. Trust me.

If you've never seen Darktown Strutters, track that down and watch it instead. Trust me.