You lost me at, "I'm probably just gonna not vote at all" because if you're not going to participate in the system then you're part of the problem, not solution.

Thank goodness you mentioned Colbert and Stewart, I get all my insights from Sam B and John Oliver. Let me show you a poll that shows that you're completely wrong with all your life assumptions …

I keep asking Roy to run but … he never says anything.

It's subtleties like that I'm sure reassure the civilians in Syria that we've dropped bombs on. Does it matter if it was a declared war or just sloppiness on our part in getting those perceived terrorist threats? Of course I'm just being glib here, I love drone warfare and Blackwater employees.

Obamacare seems like a small price to pay considering if McCain won the man would have died in the first three months due to stress, leaving us with President Palin.

Ah, drones. It's not really war if Congress doesn't approve it.

Fair point.

I never said victories were assigned to us, but I understand that when dealing with an anonymous person online it's easy to take offense, so I'm sorry if what I said could be seen as such.

The Supreme Court strikes down abortion laws in Texas on Monday. To me that's change and for the better. The problem with using words like "status quo" is that they're vague. Positive social change is happening.

Which is why I'm voting for Clinton. Because the nightmares that would be a Sanders or Trump presidency scare the hell out of me.

Yes, those dang flappers and their co-called Jazz Age was the end of all civilization, wasn't it?

That's one opinion out of many. I respect you for your point of view. I don't share it myself, but I understand those who feel depressed and hopeless in the face of this modern world. Luckily, from my point of view, change for the better is occurring and life is good.

See, that's the thing about depressed people, it's hard for them to see the good in the world. Change is happening all around us. Two days ago trans soldiers couldn't be out in our military. Today they can. Perhaps with an anti-depressant medication, and getting outside and walking, you'll see that our democratic…

Sorry, $10 a ticket? I'll do it the way summer block busters were meant to be seen: illegally pirated online. I'm sure Bernie's anti-Big Business supporters would be proud.

If only more people smelled like patchouli! Think of the good!

As long as the status quo is not deporting brown-skin people and all the other hate the GOP represents. Plus the whole "status quo" argument is bullshit, it's not static like we're stuck in 1996, it's constantly changing.

Oh? really! cool. I'm a little out of date when it comes to what Bernie wants. To me he'll always be the angry white guy who isn't Trump.

Which is a good history lesson but doesn't actually explain why I can't find my fellow voters frightening in the extreme. And yet… they're also sort of lovable.

cue: John Lennon's "Working Class Hero" …

Bernie is never going to tell his supporters to support Clinton, he'll have them drink the Kool-Aid first. As long as the spotlight is on him it's all about one more old white guy who knows what's right for the world.