Idiocracy
Probably my most quoted movie since anchorman.

my mom and grandma get on the phone at 4 o clock every day to discuss GH

Me and college friends were always under the impression that the local frat brothers liked to do the old human hula hoop together, only ass to dick, not ass to mouth (obviously)

Heres another one… Michael Bolton -> Celine Dion -> Scott Stapp.. isn't this fun!

You never go ass to mouth
I just found out about this movie last week and now its everywhere. So I am trying to start an internet meme, name your ideal Human Centipede if you had the chance to make one with whoever you want. I will start with the obvious: George Bush -> Osama Bin Laden -> Hitler

THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT PLOT POINT!

I was 8, and Hook fucking ruled. Probably my favorite movie for a while. I will never see wrong in that movie.

but wait..
Wouldn't that make Dustin Hoffman "The Godfocker"?

He might have. I can't remember if horses are approved transport, but definitely a step up from loud, unreliable, fuel guzzling cars.

I did not really like the movie Everything is Illuminated, and I did not really like the book Extremely Loud and incredibly close. So I will probably not be reading Everything is Illuminated, or seeing Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close.

or "Ow my balls" but I'm sure Fox has locked down the rights to that one.

Its only a matter of time..
before the Friedberg/Seltzer locomotive moves on to tv. I'm thinking "Ow my ball" on Spike tv

thats nothing… I went to CCD with a girl named Ivana Sukyerdik-Wileyoustickrandomobjectsinmyvagina. No joke. She turned out ok - a judge.

As long as they keep putting out records that don't live up to aging hipsters impossibly high standards

Rise of Bing

thats only on Pi day dumbass. On 10/10/10 we will be feverishly preparing for mole day, because there will be less than 2 WEEKS LEFT!

im gonna go with marines and maruders so yeah you might as well try to get mutalisks and hydralisks

I like how he fucked the mermaid.

What I don't get is DeNiro calls him the Godfocker like it is some term that has been passed on for generations in his family, but his name isn't Focker, Stiller's family is the fockers? I HOPE THE MOVIE EXPLAINS tHIS GAPING PLOT HOLE

he was my favorite part about meet the parents.