Captain Obvious thinks that a Palin nomination would do wonders to mobilize the American left. And the American middle. And some of the American right, too, 'cause that bitch is fucking retarded. Makes Dubya look like a theoretical physicist.

This thread has been a Joy.

Yeah, except deer =/= dear. You lose the internets.

Duh
Malkmus is good-looking and Corgan is a cue-ball-headed jerk.

Michael Clayton doesn't get it. At all.

The white tailed deer population has exploded from tens of thousands at the early part of the 20th century to over 6 million today, thanks to environmental and wildlife conservation. There are no "natural" deer predators left, because human beings hunted them all to extinction. Therefore, deer hunters fill a necessary…

I just realized that I replied to poop.

I did the same thing. WTF is up with the dude's eyes? He looked like Hypnotoad.

There are events worthy of sympathy other than the death of an entire family, buttmunch. Er, I mean, dustin44444.

Blaffair to Rememblack?
Brett Ratner is a hack.

Wrath of Kong is making things up.

Try Googling emolysm. Seriously. Go ahead.

Captain Obvious also has no idea what an "emolysm" is, but would love to make a joke that incorporates both blood vessels and the shitty music known as emo.

Captain Obvious is evidently not obvious enough.

Sad
She was a lady that lived a long and interesting life. She will be missed by many.

Shitty comedians are happy. Good comedians are miserable and neurotic.

Movies
I guess sometimes it's really difficult to get a big-budget Hollywood movie made.

Comedians
I've noticed that comedians are an unhappy lot.

SNL
Sometimes, episodes of Saturday Night Live are really funny. Sometimes, they're just OK. Other times, they're downright terrible.

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