I was JUST about to write something like "what the hell is happening in that picture"!

This sounds like the beginning of a creepypasta.

"If only Ted had known being a douche was the way to Robin's heart…"

@avclub-9c7035900ea899e7e5c7e49d8d3166dc:disqus  I know where you're coming from. I really, really do.

Wow. I was ready to write you off as an asshole, but jesus man, this is genius. Immensely creative and inspired, cannot praise this enough. Thanks for the dedication and for sharing, I guess!

You just described pretty much every single hit pop song ever. Ever seen this video? http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Haha. Thanks for taking your time explaining, sorry you had such a shitty night!

Excellent point.

Hey it has nothing to do with his ethnicity! Not for me anyway. I believe in equality, so I make sure I hate ALL douchey-faced people, regardless of race.

I am very single at the moment so I guess you could just go ahead and put me down for a "no".

I'm right with ya! Something about him; and yes it's totally one of the main reasons I haven't watched Parks.

What happened at the show?

Agree on Chris Rock, not so much on George Carlin. Not that I don't understand Carlin's appeal, but more often than not I find myself not agreeing with his observations. Like I can see his point and it's a good one, but at times I feel like he's being a bit simplistic and sometimes even narrow-minded.

Wow, you got me there. I haven't even seen this episode because I'm convinced I'm going to hate it; just reading Todd's review depressed me.

I just really loved the Jeff/Britta pairing. When they both realize Jeff can seduce the mom, I got just as giddy!

You really summed it up perfectly - he reminds me of my father too! Except my father isn't very witty or funny, unfortunately. But he's just as kind and lovable and he's very personally popular; he has that kind of appeal that makes people go "he's SUCH a great man". Very hard to dislike, and I'm very close to my…

I'm not going to say you are the only one, but I definitely don't agree. Married with children is in my opinion a seriously shitty show. The laughs were often cheap and without the warmth to balance out the mean - the same warmth "Roseanne" were so good at conveying - it was devoid of any real emotion, let alone…

I'm not even sure what I feel. It's like I want this man to be my husband, best friend, brother and father at the same time.

That's fucking awesome. One of the few times when the story actually is cool, bro!

Confession: I've never understood the love for Seinfeld. Not that I can't let people have that; you'll never catch me arguing whether or not Seinfeld is as good as people say it is. I don't question the quality of the show. I'm sure it's just as great as people claim but I just never understood it, which is pretty…