Mr. Seinfeld
Unfortunately, this endeavor will likely be very successful.

Ms. Uptown, I am sorry you were unsuccessful in your "First" endeavor.

Letterman and U2
This endeavor will surely be successful in attracting ratings.

Mr. McConaughey and Ms. Garner
This movie will certainly be successful.

Vermont
I suspect Vermont Teddy Bears, Pajama-Grams and similar "we do the thinking so you don't have to" endeavors are far more successful than they deserve to be. My sympathies to wives and girlfriends who receive such gifts.

Messrs. Fry & Laurie
"Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie kill with their post-Python riffs in the '87 film. . ."

Farrell v. Pharrell
Introducing Mr. Farrell and Mr. Williams would be an interesting endeavor. "You say FARR-el/and I say Fa-RELL."

The various weddings described herein sound delightful. I hope that ryanbthat (Groomy Gus) and any others who are planning weddings glean useful information from your stories.

@ryanbthat a/k/a Groomy Gus: Best of luck with your wedding and marriage. I hope they are both successful endeavors.

Mr. Gates
Does Mr. Gates think his success makes it acceptable to do stupid things?

Alas
RIP, Lux.

Mr. Ashby and Mr. Sellers
"Being There" was a wonderful and successful endeavor for both Mr. Sellers and Mr. Ashby. It deserves to be re-seen by those who saw it when it was released, and seen for the first time by those too young to have seen it then.

No doubt the Slayer tour will be very successful, ZMF.

Ms. Chaos
This endeavor is going to be hugely successful with its target audience.

Ms. Wells
The precident this endeavor would set, if successful, is disturbing.

I get it. You each successfully conveyed things about the other; that ZMF is allegedly very young and Isis Uptown is allegedly very old.

Well done, Ms. Uptown.

Lost in the 80's
"Fast Times at Ridgemont High meets The Ice Storm?" That description is not an indicator of a successful endeavor.

Fellow AV Club Posters
I wish all of you much success in your "Jeopardy!" online test endeavor.

No doubt Mr. ZMF will successfully demonstrate his anger when he does show up to post.