I like to pretend I'm Jackie Brown pretending I'm Benjamin Braddock when I hear that song.

Subway good, Harmon bad.

Subway good, Harmon bad.

Raymond Carver fans! Rejoice in the splendor of the title of this story.

Raymond Carver fans! Rejoice in the splendor of the title of this story.

Do the legal documents state anywhere that the RIAA is "a bunch of whiney-ass punk bitches?"

Do the legal documents state anywhere that the RIAA is "a bunch of whiney-ass punk bitches?"

I heard that Murray's contract for Moonrise Kingdom said simply, "RUM" under payment.

I heard that Murray's contract for Moonrise Kingdom said simply, "RUM" under payment.

Pat Benatar.

Pat Benatar.

Did I get a firstie? The first round of cancerAIDS is on me, guys!

Did I get a firstie? The first round of cancerAIDS is on me, guys!

Their reputation seems to be based on their marketable identity and a few singles. I tried the first couple albums in their entirety, but they didn't stick. I did, however, like Plastic Beach a fair amount.

Their reputation seems to be based on their marketable identity and a few singles. I tried the first couple albums in their entirety, but they didn't stick. I did, however, like Plastic Beach a fair amount.

Anderson sends someone out to get root beer for anyone who wants one.

Anderson sends someone out to get root beer for anyone who wants one.

I'm not, but I sure wouldn't mind his blistering wit and impish good looks.

I'm not, but I sure wouldn't mind his blistering wit and impish good looks.

Raise your hand if you're surprised.