o/' Hello darkness my old friend…o/'

And it's "n00bs", not this "noob" business! Zeroes, not Os!

Trapped in the Drive-Thru is one of my favorite Weird Al songs, which is saying something.

It's really the worst costume for a kid though, because a) it's hard to walk around in and b) it is such a compromise. Kids want to be the baseball player or the Pokemon, not the card itself. So even though they are usually these really beautiful and well crafted replications there's this resentment of it not being…

IT'S HELEN HUUUUUNT!

Every Halloween I say I'm going to go as something cool but then chicken out and go with something cheap. My "best" costume was a Pokemon Card sandwitch board my aunt made me sometime in Elementary School (I think it was an Omanyte). I didn't like it, because my friend's dad made him a kickass homemade Gengar costume,…

Those are amazing, just for the animation alone. Also, theyare a ton of fun.

Agreed, but lord was that Jonah Hill interview weird. I'm still not convinced that it wasn't a put on or something to drum up interest.

I had the one at the theme park. I kept going on the rollercoaster and was very disappointed that it killed you each time. I don't want to win by going to no fucking midway! Coasters!

No, that's my marriage!

So this whole thread is going to be the basis of the eventual oral history of the AV Club comments section, a book which will go on to be the least successful publication of all time.

1) It's sad that he was banned.

…uh, no,I didn't. Thank you for the reminder!

An artist can make something that comes from a personal level that is then subsequently misinterpreted by their audience into something that has negative connotations. Look at Dave Chappele.

Oh, Dick is a must, right? I mean, he was in the original Kickstarter video.

Welp there goes my heart.

"I'll make it worth your while."

This is why you shouldn't put faith in Little Carmine,

GET BACK IN THAT CLOSET

"I don't want to imagine her brushing her teeth!" had me rolling on the floor.