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Wax Tom Cruise
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Call me a prude, but I'm pretty sure 14 is too young for any sex. Heavy petting maybe, but full on penetration? Nuh-uh.

@openid-111502:disqus If you're referring to Genndy's reply in the Reddit AMA, I thought he was being facetious.

Oh man, that IS clever! How do you come up with such wit?

1st) They're not remaking it, that's just a rumor

Batman's a scientist

They already did.

I went to Boston, got really drunk, played Monopoly, told my friends all my screenplay ideas, then threw up over the bathroom.

The most terrifying sex toy of them all: Trivial Pursuit

"Well Nancy, if you want to really surprise your boyfriend there's this little metal tube that you stick up his urethra…"

Akira Kurawhosa?

Steven Hyden's Alright For Writing

Nothing says science fiction like flicking a light switch.

Looking cool.

Roman is pissed a hard sci-fi author goes and does this drivel.

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"Hey wait a minute, now hold up in here! This bandstand wasn't double bolted!" is such a weirdly hilarious line. It doesn't read funny, it's not particularly funny to quote, but in it's context it brings tears to my eyes cause I'm laughing so hard.

"Hey wait a minute, now hold up in here! This bandstand wasn't double bolted!" is such a weirdly hilarious line. It doesn't read funny, it's not particularly funny to quote, but in it's context it brings tears to my eyes cause I'm laughing so hard.

Cloud Atlas was my favorite movie of the year, bar none. Yet people seem to be ignoring it! What gives?