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I agree with this, for the most part. While I totally see what most critics are saying about the movie, and yeah you could have edited a whole lot of the movie down to make it a bit more streamlined, I also feel like a lot are being, I don't know, unnecessarily harsh? It was flabby but not unenjoyable, and a heck of a

I agree with this, for the most part. While I totally see what most critics are saying about the movie, and yeah you could have edited a whole lot of the movie down to make it a bit more streamlined, I also feel like a lot are being, I don't know, unnecessarily harsh? It was flabby but not unenjoyable, and a heck of a

Boo, Two Towers was the best movie! You have a different opinion then me and therefore suck!

Boo, Two Towers was the best movie! You have a different opinion then me and therefore suck!

If it makes you feel better, I totally read this in his voice.

If it makes you feel better, I totally read this in his voice.

You know, I hate the word f*ggot. I really do. But goddammit if I don't laugh like a loon at Dom DeLuise yelling "WATCH. ME. F*GGOTS!"

You know, I hate the word f*ggot. I really do. But goddammit if I don't laugh like a loon at Dom DeLuise yelling "WATCH. ME. F*GGOTS!"

The chestburster doing the Michigan J. Frog routine was the first time a film made me laugh so hard I peed a little. Worth it!

The chestburster doing the Michigan J. Frog routine was the first time a film made me laugh so hard I peed a little. Worth it!

Oh geez, you didn't hear? Ziggy's in chemotherapy. Yeah, apparently that baldness wasn't hereditary.

Oh geez, you didn't hear? Ziggy's in chemotherapy. Yeah, apparently that baldness wasn't hereditary.

But the Beastmaster is okay, right?

But the Beastmaster is okay, right?

@avclub-068ceb597ad73e8b3d2fca6bde54a4ff:disqus My dead wife is interfering with my notifications! I DON'T EVEN WATCH HOMELAND!

@avclub-068ceb597ad73e8b3d2fca6bde54a4ff:disqus My dead wife is interfering with my notifications! I DON'T EVEN WATCH HOMELAND!

Notificaception.

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