"Aw shit, this is my favorite fucking aria."

Yeah, Stalker wasn't a good choice to watch with the family either.

Yeah, Stalker wasn't a good choice to watch with the family either.

I think you "win".

I think you "win".

I'm one of those pussies who got really /really/ scared by the flying
monkeys in The Wizard of Oz. To make matters worse, the first time I saw
that was in a movie theater so I had to leave the movie early while my grandparents complained that they didn't get to finish the movie.

I'm one of those pussies who got really /really/ scared by the flying
monkeys in The Wizard of Oz. To make matters worse, the first time I saw
that was in a movie theater so I had to leave the movie early while my grandparents complained that they didn't get to finish the movie.

No, let's make this clear, she was staring at me while I was staring at my drink, glancing at the screen every now and then to gauge when it was safe to start watching the movie. Oh, and I was 15 at the time so yeah.

No, let's make this clear, she was staring at me while I was staring at my drink, glancing at the screen every now and then to gauge when it was safe to start watching the movie. Oh, and I was 15 at the time so yeah.

MODELL SEZ: Sean O'Neal most likely to wear rape-related apparel. 

MODELL SEZ: Sean O'Neal most likely to wear rape-related apparel. 

"Hey Mom, Dad, can we see Before the Devil Knows You're Dead?"

"Hey Mom, Dad, can we see Before the Devil Knows You're Dead?"

I'd be lying if I didn't say I know exactly what article my first firstie is in. I'm not gonna name it though.

I'd be lying if I didn't say I know exactly what article my first firstie is in. I'm not gonna name it though.

Apparently he's a Harvard grad? Weird.

Apparently he's a Harvard grad? Weird.

Hey man, this isn't impressive. It's 2 in the morning. Anybody can get a first.

Hey man, this isn't impressive. It's 2 in the morning. Anybody can get a first.

I did something similar. I was just…confused by it. I was confused by the movie too, but the visuals of a man violent farting and then, a couple scenes later, Jason Lee dying because he had to sit on a toilet to prevent an alien from killing everybody but couldn't because he needed a toothpick made it easier to go…