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Wax Tom Cruise
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Finn kissed the only man James Lipton has called a coward.

Work It!

Work It!

It's because those PHILISTINES on the networks won't pick up my sitcom about prostitution, Red Lights, Big City.

It's because those PHILISTINES on the networks won't pick up my sitcom about prostitution, Red Lights, Big City.

In keeping with the avian theme, Beaking Bad is appropriate. Starring Warbler White as seed distribute Heisenbird.

In keeping with the avian theme, Beaking Bad is appropriate. Starring Warbler White as seed distribute Heisenbird.

Nothings makes a more gripping story then "oh yeah I don't really care about black people I just don't want the country to split." That'll put butts in seats.

Nothings makes a more gripping story then "oh yeah I don't really care about black people I just don't want the country to split." That'll put butts in seats.

*pictures JGL crying and masturbating*

*pictures JGL crying and masturbating*

Hee hee hee. Peen.

Hee hee hee. Peen.

Is the guy on the far left secretly Ken Marino?

Is the guy on the far left secretly Ken Marino?

I'm still not convinced that Kreayshawn isn't Tom's nickname for Donna on Parks and Rec.

I'm still not convinced that Kreayshawn isn't Tom's nickname for Donna on Parks and Rec.

If you know what I mean…
*gingerly places hand on @Dikachu:disqus's shoulder* 

If you know what I mean…
*gingerly places hand on @Dikachu:disqus's shoulder* 

Tinkerbell is the hooker with a heart of gold. "Come on baby, this will make you fly. All it takes is faith, trust, and a little angel dust…"