*a drunken Lucille wobbles through the comment section*

Fittingly, bacon was mentioned 52 times.

Fittingly, bacon was mentioned 52 times.

But Ethel isn't even on this show!

But Ethel isn't even on this show!

I say "charming" a bit too much. It doesn't help that I usually deliver it like I'm Oscar Wilde.

I say "charming" a bit too much. It doesn't help that I usually deliver it like I'm Oscar Wilde.

True, but also more and more time is passing between their divorce. Time heals all wounds, as they say.

True, but also more and more time is passing between their divorce. Time heals all wounds, as they say.

Seriously, that is $20 very well spent.

Seriously, that is $20 very well spent.

THE A.V. CLUB: Come for the arguments on Chris Brown, stay for the accounts of the 1871 Paris Commune.

THE A.V. CLUB: Come for the arguments on Chris Brown, stay for the accounts of the 1871 Paris Commune.

Yes, this could be trouble for this guy's career. It could potentially be quite the Yars Revenge. Am I doing this right?

Yes, this could be trouble for this guy's career. It could potentially be quite the Yars Revenge. Am I doing this right?

Guys that's Tasha come on now.

Guys that's Tasha come on now.

Was raised in a Catholic household with close Jewish family ties, so I was too busy being burdened by guilt to notice when I became an atheist.

Was raised in a Catholic household with close Jewish family ties, so I was too busy being burdened by guilt to notice when I became an atheist.

The Oatmeal is one of the few webcomics I really actively dislike. The author seems like an alright guy, but every comic is just whiny.