I'm picking up most of the #1s, but it's looking like the only DC books I'll stick with besides minis are Black Canary, Martian Manhunter, maybe Dark Universe for the Doyle art, and JLCanada.

Ever read the Kevin O'Neil LOTDK Bat-mite specials?
But, yeah, this one was fun. It's Animaniacs in the DCU. Complete with Hello Nurse.

Bizarro and Bat-Mite were good, but Midnighter was a bit of a letdown.
I mean, they had 2 half-page TWIX ads taking up book space and Midnighter didn't murder them!

But they weren't overly grim n' gritty.
Well, except the Darwyn Cooke DKR Excerpt with Michael Ironside as Batman.

And with an action-figure tie-in line no less.

This really seems closer to Astro City than anything.
Or those German Expressionist Lofficer bros. Else worlds specials.

You just described the entirety of Florida.

"Sitting at a Taco Bell somewhere north of Columbus at 11:30 at night eating cinnamon bites, wearing an ill-fitting suit and reading a greasy copy of Ronin as I wait for a cab that won't show & I couldn't afford if it did. And this isn't even the saddest part of my night…"

I love that smell. Reminds me of Biscuits n' Gravy.

Mind you, they were still pretty racist…

Hey, it's chronic employment.

Hey! You're not the guy who usually delivers the rat droppings!

It's daylight, you idiot.

'Why aren't we allowed to smoke?'
'Shh. We're not supposed to talk about it.'

Sand ain't got no nutrients! I know: I eat it constantly.
My teeth are bad, I got zero energy and—
ZZZ

The First Rule of Taco Bell Fight Club is: Bathrooms for customers only.
The 2nd rule of Taco Bell Fight Club is: Bathrooms are for customers only.

Is… That a euphemism?

I'll get the seashells.

(Warning: Candy made entirely of sawdust)

When will people learn that all humans are equally inferior to robots?