Surely you can't be serious.

You know damn well that's not true.

Aaaaaaaand that's why they didn't let Ellis write the movies

Less than 12 par sex.

Manny Both-Hands died to bring us that joke.

That comment was so meta, Shade the Changing man tried to return to it to clear his name.

Truly, truly, truly outrageous.

Jigsaw was based on obscure DC Comics villain Dr. Trapp.
Right down to the robe.

Y'ever looked into Eli Roth's eyes.
He's got cold, dead eyes. Like a doll's eyes.

It's considered a crime here. Thanks a lot, Puritans.

Port of Call New Orleans

"Community 'Notches' Joke References"

Or Neal Stephenson.

Or belt buckles.

I'll see your comic link and raise you:
http://marvel.wikia.com/Nas…

Perhaps these are your own desires, etpiero.

Oh, yeah. Most of the popular computer pull programs just aren't designed to deal with so many short-run tie ins.
I went old-school analog checklist hand cross referenced with customer names.
Like it's 1996 all over again.

Better Call Barry.

I think we all know what Michael's initial reaction to that would be:

Does 'getting laid' count?