When Jon Foo someone eat it?

Ah, so Andrew Scott then.

I suppose now they'll just have to
wait for it.

Can we throw Tony Robinson in too?

I don't understand the words that are coming out of your mouth.

Are you suggesting Natalie Dormer wouldn't make a good Jen?

"Nah. We mean ta shoot da fast ones an' drown da slow ones."

… Entrails

So, will he be playing Jack Burton or Wang Chi, the actual hero of the movie?

I think Earth-3 Alexander Luthor Jr. had an Anti-Mullet. It was this weird Jheri Curl ginger perm thing. Made of anti-matter.

May I suggest the new Carla Speed McNeil comic No Mercy.
A group of annoying, smartphone addicted college kids get in a bus crash on a school trip to Mexico.
Issue 1: The snobby rich kids won't stop 'cyberbullying' and 'slutshaming'. Then night comes and the coyotes get them.

These puns are leaving a bad taste in my mouth.

You know what Jack Burton says at a time like this?

… you got problems, A.J.

"I wear the chains I forged in Gameological".

"Have you no rivers? Have you no shotgun shells?"

[flinches at air horn]
Scared you, Didn't I?

Yep. But at least its a DRM-free direct PDF download that they've said they're okay with individuals printing and binding themselves.

Glad to hear this series is getting such wide acclaim. Hope the adaptation doesn't mess with much and the great creators involved get a good deal that leaves them in good financial status that would allow any of them, or particularly Shannon Watters, to forget about any hypothetical $200 that anyone may or may not owe…

There's a great comic series called The Private Eye about a post-net 2070s