-Alan Moore

Now this is bringing to mind Dog Soup's protest of women collector stereotypes in the Cereal Convention.

Yes, yes, we've all read Ditko's question, Miller's Fixer and everybody but Cooke's Spirit.

"What's it like being a woman working in comics."
"Well, mostly it means every interview starts with getting asked what it's like to be a woman working in comics."

The idea of an impromptu comic panel is really intriguing. Anymore, most comic conventions have a more bare-bones print program, since they assume most attendees will have mobile devices so they can get schedule updates automatically.
Wouldn't be surprised if one of the more avant garde shows like APE or SPACE did away…

A 'women in comics' panel without any women? What are they smoking up in Denver?
Oh yeah: Pot.

Something Something Special Sauce

By the end, my dick was hamburger.

I got a BJ from someone on novacaine while eating a hamburger.
It… Didn't end well.

Fry, I had the most amazing dream! I think you were in it…

Hodor should be louder, angrier and have access to a time Hodor.

Nope: Would you rather fuck an android or an apple?

Wrong preposition.

Are you the security guard who's really tired of shoplifters using the excuse that 'I'm just happy to see you'?

My point is— my point is… Dolphins!

The dental gum industry is a covert extension of CIA MK Ultra testing by a shadow cabal of pharmaceutical manufacturers who place hallucinogenic 'flavor crystals' in gums already marketed to the flouride-innundated inadvertent test subjects. Few people believe this. Even fewer think to ask the question.

Which itself was the pretend sequel to Zombieland

I saw Kristen Schaal drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic's.
Her hair was perfect.

Yes.

I'll take 'poo tent squat tables for 400 Trebek'.