Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

Wow. That's kinda sad.

Wasn't he the guy in Con Air?

Sidious isn't here, man…

There are plenty of muthafuckin planes he could be on.

MY LIFESTYLE IS NOT PREPARED FOR COMMITMENT OF THIS MAGNITUDE!

I'm gonna have to Klaw my way out of this one.

It's like some kind of inescapable situation designed to hold people indefinitely.
But how would you phrase that?

He's a joker, he's a smoker, he's a midnight toker.
He gets his lovin' on the run.

I don't care.

He uses that as a pickup line for a news anchor, complete with aside glance to the camera.

People are always saying, 'Oswalt's unoriginal' or 'Oswalt's pandering' or 'I walked in on Oswalt jackin' it to Elektra: Assassin in an empty McCormick Place conference room before his show at C2E2 in 2011', but the guy's a clever jokesmith, a pretty nice dude, and it may have actually been Daredevil: Love & War, it…

A florist?
Shut up, you're ruining my moment.

… But enough about Lonny Ross…

He's certainly brave for pushing himself to endure the pain…
Of a Matt Lauer interview.

>Stabs a cyclops<

I'm doing the best I can!

Plus, American Dad DVDs are really cheap and Daredevil only stands up to 6 re-watches.

I'm a well known crackpot. The Justice League's reputation will survive my actions. And while my distaste for you as a human being is Brobdingnagian, what I'm about to do isn't personal…

Narf!