3rd Lemire tpb and on to the Kindt or Kot one that'll start after that ends at 18.
3rd Lemire tpb and on to the Kindt or Kot one that'll start after that ends at 18.
1.) GOD NEEDS BOOZE
The AV Club
Ezekiel's Nasty House
Quatloos.
So then I says to him 'Hey Dr. Rorschach, You say I'm sex-obsessed? You're the one showing me the dirty pictures!'
… And then he grumbled, called me a whore and broke my fingers.
Hey, look, it's that guy you are!
Rumor is Marvel Spite-pulped #22 to teach Fraction a lesson.
The depressing world they were in?
IT WAS EARTH!
And, from the comic end of things, The Maestro: The bearded, intelligent future Hulk who was just made stronger by the radiation from the nuclear war that killed all the heroes.
Thanks to years of Batman the Animated Series, I can just hear these in Moll's 2-Face voice!
YOU ALREADY KNOW WHO'S MISSING FROM THIS LIST…
BEEEEEEE-CAAAAAAAUUUUUUSE THERRRRE AAAAARENNNNNNNNN'T AAAAAAANYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
[reads the list]
… Okay, this is just the list of 700 hobo names from that John Hodgman book.
Trust me, very few people here need to look it up.
(Although I am tempted to post the quote from the Tom Lehrer show where he mentions Necrophilia and it doesn't get a laugh…)
"Hello, I'm Doctor Poop…"
Not the AV Club
I don’t really think it’s cool to stand on—or die on that hill is the expression—of “I’m going to die alone.” I’m just joking.
Why would you want your grandfather to help you die? That's awful!
Moppet 1: We could cut out his tongue.
Moppet 2: With a knife.
Moppet 1: Yeah, or remove his heart.
Moppet 2: With a knife.
Moppet 1: A bigger knife!
Moppet 2: Fuckin' KNIFE!
But Curtis Falconer, AKA Aztek, was a Post-Crisis character!
Executive Gamma, programmed to underestimate Middle America:
"It's funny, but will it get them off their tractors?"
S.P.H.I.N.X!
(It was implied)