As an actor, he's a hell of a lawyer.

Hey. Pay's not important. Disorder, chaos, anarchy: now that's fun!

I hope it's rated R so they'll show some boobies.

Eric D. Raven

They didn't Say Anything about that in the article.

I'd say a woman can't be a believable villain, but that was before Anna ripped my heaaaarrrt ouuuuutttt…
[cries]
[drinks]
COME BACK!

'Quick impression for you: Caw! Caw! Bang! Fuck, I'm dead!'

It's all been done before, you see what I'm sayin'? Best reason to quit. Only good reason to quit.

>Sigh<
Eric Draven is not The Crow.
Just like Captain Marvel is not Shaza- wait, shit.

I have a feeling that The Crow's time is over, and the studio will end up with egg on their face.

Congratulations: You've written a Robot Chicken sketch.

Where it belongs.

Look. Let me explain something: You're Scooter Robo. I'm 'Scooter'. So that's what you call me. Y'know: 'Scooter', 'Scoot', 'His Scootness', um, 'El Scooterino', um, if you're not into the whole brevity thing…

https://www.youtube.com/wat…
Checkmate.

Hey, it's not his fault he's from Kentucky.

If you don't know what the salt on the margarita glass is called, perhaps your best course of action would be to spread it lightly.

Yes… Lookalike…

So, this will be the Watchmen spinoff about Eddie Blake?
'Cause, Really, DeNiro should be playing Rorschach, given how much of him was drawn from Travis Bickle. That Azzarello 'Before Watchmen' mini was pretty blunt about it too, I guess.

Look, maybe we'll get Invincible Kirkman instead of Walking Dead Kirkman so the robots will just dismember each other until the screen is just robot oil blood.

We know a remote farm, in Lincolnshire, where Mrs. Buckley lives. In July, peas grow there— do you really mean that? I mean it doesn't make any damn sense, you don't say 'in July', you say 'every July'. It's not… No I'm moving on. I'm onto the field now. Look: Get me a jury and show you how you can say 'in July' and…