I confound the authorities with larceny inscrutable
My nights devoted to a grand obsession most Chiropteral
In short, in terms of felonious intent I am masterful
I am the very model of a Gotham City criminal!

Captain America is Radiohead.
The Watchmen movie was wayyyyy too bad to be R.E.M.

You'd do well in Canadian LARP group.

Actually, working at MTV and with Jenny McCarthy does sound kinda unpleasant.

Ordinary Vulcans

Probably the work of whatever nerd programmed it.

A dweeb is someone who ignores the social restrictions of bodily functions.

>sigh<
Dammit, Jeremy, we keep telling you: This isn't the kind of game you 'win'!

I REALLY don't wanna see the version of Revenge where Curtis Armstrong played 'bugger'.

A dork is a whale penis.
Look it up.

But instead they adapted a bunch of Humanoides stories and a couple Morrison comics. And Hard Boiled.

Trust me, if you're obsessive and antisocial enough, you're still considered uncool.
(Also you're often considered a subject of general interest in passive federal surveillance.)

When did the CGC start rating butts?

Hey, I'm usually fully clothed and unarmed at work!

That's not a cultural problem, that's just being bad with money.

Yes, but without the shallow distractions, how would the horrendous shitball that is life be anything close to bearable?

But what of the nerds who are hot chicks?
You know, the ones the rest of you assholes keep scaring out of my store!

GOOBLE GOBBLE GOOBLE GOBBLE!

So, I'm an encyclopedic comic fan, well educated, of indeterminate IQ and have bitten the heads off a variety of animals. What does that make me?

Then you belong here.