Those are some gouda jokes.

Don't forget the shotgun cane.

Ever tried fucking outside while on a cruise ship?

True Vine is like that, I've been going there for years and get the same vibe. Martin from Matmos works there on occasion and he is very nice. So is Jason (one of the owners), but yeah, it (along with any number of places in the city) are stock with a too-cool-for-school thing.

Hey wolfman, glad those suggestions worked out!

Smurf 2: Smurf Harder

In the realm of the senses is equal parts brutal and tedious.

That avatar really matches the title Poop stories. Linus looks like he's holding one in.

Fah Fah Fah is right. It's really great. I was kind of underwhelmed with Gonzo though, but maybe it's because i'm one of those douchebags with a HST tattoo.

No, you weren't shady, I was referrencing those bands.

But religion needn't always be a force of traditional restraint.

@ J.M. you make some good points, and I can only speak from my experience, but having grown up in a very conservative area and having any number of friends enrolled into religious schools or religious environments, where they were taught some (I found at least) pretty conservative values.
The problem I had with the…

Hey at least the Terps do something in athetics. Try going to any other school in the state of Maryland and it's an equivalent of watching a 5 year old's soccer game.

Those first 4 albums are so incredible, it's an amazing string of albums.

Lady Piss
People reading this column might be interested in my friends band, Lady Piss. Chrome meets Birthday Party kinda stuff.
Playing on Wm. Berger's WFMU show Thursday night!

Tooth & Nail
Yeah, I was right there with you Heller on the invasion of Christian bands in the 90's. It really pushed me away when there were stories from friends of being asked to pray at a show before certain bands performed. And boatloads of kids in Abortion is Homicide sweatshirts. Although Tooth & Nail do seem…

I've only seen Le Doulos, but want to get more into his work, but it's a little daunting to figure out where to start.

Craig you're a tentpole of these comment sections, link away.

Soultaker: The Series

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