The lights, the pageantry, the costuming—you really undersold it!

snatch goblin

"This nigga is human baby powder in the flesh son"

Also, "synth pop for dads" really is a great way to describe their sound. Just new enough to seem edgy, but also standard enough to not drive away listeners over the age of 35 (whoop whoop ageism).

What the fuck? I wrote a huge post about why I don't like this group, and now it won't even show up. Man, whatever. Here were my main points:

Death from Above is twice the band LCD is with half the people.

Tim and Eric: Tairy Greene. Truly Zach at his finest.

The Hangover V: Seriously, Why Aren't We in AA Yet?

So not liking shitty movies make you hipster now, huh? Yeah, no, go fuck yourself. The Hangover was an awful movie, and I was drunk/stoned with friends in a crowded theater, and I still laughed like once (because I find it funny when a baby looks like it's pounding off). I really don't understand all these people…

Nimoy's Holy Mountain

I like to think that Larry the Cable Guy is the white Tyler Perry.

The Inbetweeners was a shitty show already, I don't see how this version can be any worse.

Mrs. Doubtfire?

Drug abuse and slutty lesbianism? I friggen gotta get into roller derby!

Yeah, it's all like, the same 5 power chords to my ears, but what the fuck do I know, I mean, I'm only the guy in the FIVE HUNDRED DOLLAR SUIT COME ON?!

Lipstick, you idiot, Supergirl was never apart of the original 7! What the fuck are they teaching in schools nowadays?

I really want to know
What they plan on basing this movie off of. I think it'd be awesome to base it on the whole CADMUS ark, but I don't really see that happening. Hopefully they won't just bullshit an origin story and throw in some aliens for good effect, but knowing Hollywood, that's probably what's gonna happen.

That sounds boring as hell.

Question for the fans
What's the best starting point? One of my internet friends was always a big fan of their music, but I just never got around to giving them a chance, as I mostly focus on electronic/hip-hop stuff. So, which album should I get first for a good idea of their music?

JESUS CHRIST MAN DO YOU WANT TO BLOW US ALL TO SHIT!?