I disagree, Dot Dot Dot. I really do hate Britta.

Snoop is Kaiser Soze.

Yeah, us Texans always get fucked over by this kind of stuff. I don't know why, but apparently it's cool to skip Texas for concerts/shit like this. Whatever, we still have that one place you can eat a 573lb steak or whatever.

Scruffy's gonna die the way he lived. *turns page*

Don't worry about blank. Let ME worry about blank.

"What the Hell is Kwanzaa?" — a novel.

He's an elephant who never forgets—to kill!

Thom's a reasonable man, get off his case.

Probably for the best
We all know that no adaptation could ever been as good as the book.

Dear Killah,

Moar like carpe dick, amirite fellas?!?!?! LOL

C.O.R.B.S.- Cops on Recumbent Bikes

Chris Brown? Thug? That's funny.

Well, I dunno, I thought "Go fuck yourself" was pretty funny.

Haha, right? How hard is it to get utorrent and a demonoid account (or what.cd, if you're fly like me)?

Yeah, Doctor Snatchgrabber is a fucking whackjob who spews nothing but a froth of paranoid nuttiness!

Finally, O'Neal has found a job.

Paul, you give too much credit to youtube commenters.

jews? Jews.

This action star has fudge? Am I doing it right?