In a world without fapping, what happens when one man dares…to…fap?

Yeah, my dad knows who they are. He thinks they are relatively funny (he LOVED the sexual romance sketch), but overall I'm sure he doesn't care that much about them one way or the other.

Yeah, she's good enough for a poke.

Actually, I take that back; it got dark in season three, season two was still relatively light hearted.

Moral Orel got very dark towards the end of the second season, but I also think that made the show better, even though it was less about the comedy and more about watching a bunch of severely depressed people cope with their demons. I dunno, I liked it.

Cause that's just how Jon— that's how he does it! Jon— he does it!

Gawker gas also recently redesigned their pretty decent sites, and now it's all just awful.

lady fingrs they taste jjut like lady fingers

All the books on the top level of my bookshelf have been read at least 20 times, and that's being modest. I know I've read "Wizard and Glass" more than 20-25 times, and I didn't get that book until a year or two ago. I get the point Steve was trying to make though, even if it is a little bit, well, wrong.

I wonder if Tarantino has completely given up on "the N word". This would be the perfect movie to bust out some casual racist slurs, but I don't know if he has the balls anymore to do it.

Oh, God, failure on so many levels. That should read "reservoir Dogs', and it should be the first comment. I'm so sorry. I'll show myself out.

JACKIE BROWN
WAS FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRST

Ralph Macchio vs. Kirstie Alley
Kirstie Alley by KO in the first round. Ralph would put on a good show, but will be thwarted when he realizes that legs sweeps are bullshit and that telegraphing his best move by standing on one leg is a horrible idea.

Fuckin' Sight Beyond Sight, man. Fuckin' Mumra.

Yeah Switters, that guy's eyelid coming off was pretty gross. Too bad he decided to continue fighting only to get KO'd.

I watched UFC 127 (Jon fucking Fitch, am I right, sports fans?!?), an hour of Sealab, and then spent the rest of my night playing Deadspace 2. I originally planned on watching the Oscars with some friends, but then I remembered that AVClub would just write me a super snarky summary of all the important things, so I…

It's good, but it's no Gardyn or Lost. Those two are by far my favorites.

Unfortunately, yes, I have. Is that marriage? A series of surreal, dark images and deformed, lizard/chicken hybrid children?

Continuing on with the whole married thing, which shows/movies actually have believable husband and wife interactions? I'm still a young 'un, and I'd like to know what to watch to prepare me for the rest of my life (or at least something to keep me amused for a few hours).

No, it was just a shitty movie.