Make a doo-doo pie…I love you.

Pretty soon their new slogan will be: "Vault! It's what plants crave!"

7/11 food really does contain meat. It's the animals it that it comes from that's questionable.

I think it's because you're still eating twinkies that were mass-produced in the 70's and 80's. Those fuckers are bound to go stale eventually.

Seriously? I can buy it at Wal-Mart here in Oklahoma.

7/11 microwaveable White Castle sliders? I could go for some of that.

I can't believe there's no love out there for Jolt Cola. It tasted like aspirin dissolved in generic diet soda. But as a teen in the early 90's you had to brag about the buzz you got from drinking 2 of them in a row. "Jolt. All the sugar, twice the caffeine."

I saw the trailer for this today before "Public Enemies". The worst part about it is the blatant sexual harassment that would get any company sued in the real world. Not believable at all.

I really admire the fact that Jenny Sanford isn't just another political wife standing there and smiling for the cameras. She basically told him he could go fuck himself after she kicked him out of the house. Apparently, while they were in marriage counseling he repeatedly asked for permission to go see his mistress…

Apparently, the new fad with the Christian youth is anal sex. See, in their minds, it's not real sex so they're still virgins when they get married.

Now that Sanford has fallen, can Huckabee be far behind?

I work in a mental health facility and you'd probably be surprised at the high level of education a lot of these folks have.

Don't be so mean to Salvation Army.
He was only waiting for his firstie to arrive.

*golf clap*

If I want strange characters, time shifts, and incoherent plots I'll go see a David Lynch movie.

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She's not really that attractive. She probably has a good 1/4" of make-up over that face of hers. I don't see what gets people so hot and bothered about a woman that looks like my niece's elementary school teacher. Can you imagine what she looks like before she puts herself together in the morning?
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I'm just enjoying the current run of Bond movies because Daniel Craig is the first one in a long time who actually looks like he could win a fistfight.

Banter!!!

That was way more entertaining than I thought it would be. Those guys put a lot of hard work into that.