What episode of Laguna Beach are y'all covering? I'll have to break out the 7-year-old DVDs!

What episode of Laguna Beach are y'all covering? I'll have to break out the 7-year-old DVDs!

I just really fucking miss the "I Love the …" series. Good times for the 14-year-old me.

I just really fucking miss the "I Love the …" series. Good times for the 14-year-old me.

…magnets…

…magnets…

Your spoiler alerts are my favorite of all, O'Neal.

Your spoiler alerts are my favorite of all, O'Neal.

He hasn't stopped peeing yet

He hasn't stopped peeing yet

That's EliSabeth, you sexist!

That's EliSabeth, you sexist!

Keep Hodoring, sir.

Keep Hodoring, sir.

Does this mean last season's full title was "American Horror Story: Masturbatory Crying"?

Does this mean last season's full title was "American Horror Story: Masturbatory Crying"?

Cool.  Cool cool cool.

Cool.  Cool cool cool.

Whenever I get a wee bit scared, I hum a little tune …

Whenever I get a wee bit scared, I hum a little tune …